My Life Is Marshmallow

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princeowl:

psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart 

BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with it please tell me and i promise i won’t call you that and i’ll apologize if i’ve already called you it 

80s surfer dude lingo is rad but not when it hurts other people 

(via sweets-and-yaoi)

Happy 30th birthday Taylor Schilling! (July 27, 1984)

(Source: tayloschilling, via mrs--lovett)

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

(via lost-in-transmission)

jmcc290:

GUYS ON POINTE!!!!!

(via aguilaromar)

avolating:

there’s nothing worse than seeing someone who deserves the world and the best it offers being treated unfairly and you can see them slowly being broken

(Source: timid, via thesetitsarereal)

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via lovegingrr)

dollsofbeauty:

When someone eats the thing you’ve been keeping for later.

(Source: eelsushi, via wearethecrazygays)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via loveisfearless-13)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via angerisanacid)

forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

(via keepcalm-andmarryron)